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[Over 21 to Purchase]

Sweet

The same fucking thing happened to me at Walmart. I was buying a rated-R DVD and a tube of acrylic paint, and they fucking carded me. My friend said, "why are they carding you?" I told him it was probably because of the DVD, but the lady said it was due to the fact that I was buying paint and kids like to sniff paint to get high. Brilliant.

kojay responds:

yeh too right

[Splash Attack]

Fucking Brilliant

See above.

[PALADIN episode 5 part 2]

Mostly Good

I really liked it except for the ending, which was kind of lame. It seems highly unlikely to me that he wouldn't know the sword would hurt him if he picked it up, and he would be that helpless just from having his hand hurt. Also, it's still kind of hard to hear what they're saying a lot of the time. Other than those few issues, it was magnificent. The music was fantastic, the fights were good, and of course your drawing skills are as sharp as ever. Good job.

[PALADIN episode 5 part 1]

Incredible!

First of all, I'm a budding composer, but you are very very good. The introduction music was just a little top-heavy, but that's the only real criticism I can offer for that. The story is progressing very nicely. The animation keeps getting better, and the voices are great (I love that dude who played Legend in Xin!). Long live Paladin and long live Jazza.

[Bluemen Battle 2.5]

Pretty good

This reminds me of Madness. It's not as brutal, but the music synchronozation makes up for that. I don't know what else to say besides good job.

Chrome-Demon responds:

You need not say anything else!

Thank you! ^_^

[Go, Go, Parody Rangers! 2]

Excellent

That was really good. I just have a minor correction for you. Mars, the Bringer of War was written by Gustav Holst (for his suite The Planets). The artists you had listed were most likely the conductor and the group that played it.

[Miss Dynamite XXII iraq]

Another fine installment to a fine series

You keep doing what you're doing. Don't listen to all those nationalist assholes, and don't ever be politically correct.

[Dream star fight!]

Good work

First of all, the graphics were fantastic (probably the best I've seen on this site). I would have liked to see more of the fighting and less of the random anime craziness though. A lightsaber duel would have been out of this world. The music was nice, but I didn't really feel it was appropriate. You really managed to capture the anime feel. Please make another like this, with some longer fight scenes.

[Phoenix Wrong: Last Stand]

The Last Stand?

X-Men III: The Last Stand isn't the last X-Men movie, so this isn't the last Phoenix Wrong movie, is it?

:(

[Shao Kahn Party]

Okay

It was kind of funny, but you REALLY need to work on your English.