Score: 7

"Well"

submission: Tomorrow's Nobodies Ep.1

date: August 13, 2007

What's the fucking point in reviewing something that came out 3 years ago?

Score: 10

"Awesome"

submission: Shoot David in The Balls

date: August 13, 2007

I think I got pregnant just from watching this.

Score: 10

"Long live Heroscape!"

submission: Hot Lava Death!

date: August 10, 2007

Good work, Chillidog. The fire animation could use a little work, but it was still hilarious.

Score: 10

"Fucking incredible"

submission: Awesome the Hedgehog

date: August 5, 2007

I love it.

"I'll care of 'im, n***a. HXC!"

Keep making more of these, or I'll cut you.

Score: 7

"Meh"

submission: The PS3 Song!

date: July 23, 2007

Well I'm a die-hard Playstation fan, but I didn't really see anything offensive in this movie. All you really did was talk about how it was way too fucking expensive, which is totally true. All that means though is that it'll be a year or so before I can buy one (which will give them time to get rid of all the bugs anyway). Your Halo/Killzone argument isn't really conducive to me, since I hate shooting games (ooh, another game where you shoot everything that moves, hooray!). I don't play online because if I'm paying for a console and a game, why the fuck should I have to pay a monthly fee too? The song was pretty well done, and I liked the animation, but you really need a better argument.

Score: 9

"Sweet"

submission: Over 21 to Purchase

date: July 14, 2007

The same fucking thing happened to me at Walmart. I was buying a rated-R DVD and a tube of acrylic paint, and they fucking carded me. My friend said, "why are they carding you?" I told him it was probably because of the DVD, but the lady said it was due to the fact that I was buying paint and kids like to sniff paint to get high. Brilliant.

Score: 8

"Pretty nice"

submission: - Keytar Hero -

date: July 14, 2007

You should switch the colors, since on Guitar Hero, finger 5 would be blue/orange but on the keyboard finger 5 is green. It really fucked me up since I correspond the color I see with the correct finger to press, and Keytar's fingerings are opposite of Guitar's. Anyway, I really like the concept (keytars fucking rock) and the programming was solid.

Score: 10

"Fucking Brilliant"

submission: Splash Attack

date: July 14, 2007

See above.

Score: 9

"Mostly Good"

submission: PALADIN episode 5 part 2

date: July 14, 2007

I really liked it except for the ending, which was kind of lame. It seems highly unlikely to me that he wouldn't know the sword would hurt him if he picked it up, and he would be that helpless just from having his hand hurt. Also, it's still kind of hard to hear what they're saying a lot of the time. Other than those few issues, it was magnificent. The music was fantastic, the fights were good, and of course your drawing skills are as sharp as ever. Good job.

Score: 10

"Incredible!"

submission: PALADIN episode 5 part 1

date: July 7, 2007

First of all, I'm a budding composer, but you are very very good. The introduction music was just a little top-heavy, but that's the only real criticism I can offer for that. The story is progressing very nicely. The animation keeps getting better, and the voices are great (I love that dude who played Legend in Xin!). Long live Paladin and long live Jazza.