Score: 10

"Fucking"

submission: Dino Run

date: July 12, 2008

Metal. There's so much I can say about this game. The graphics are amazing. I'm so glad you used retro graphics that still look awesome so that everyone can play. The sound is great, though I do wish I could mute it sometimes. The gameplay is so deep and exciting. I love running down a huge hill with boulders chasing you. Anyway, I'm sure it's all been said before, so let me just say this shit is fucking metal and I hope you make many more.

Score: 4

"WAY too short"

submission: Tactical Assassin 2

date: May 22, 2008

It was kind of fun, but only nine missions? Once I got the hang of what I was doing and bought some good equipment, it was over! What's the point of all that? I'm glad you varied the missions instead of making them all "Kill this guy." Shooting the satellite dish was a nice twist, and the last mission was pretty cool as well.

MAKE IT LONGER!

Score: 8

"Pretty Slick"

submission: Platform Racing 2

date: May 15, 2008

I like the online play. My only real complaint is that you don't have enough time to pick out the music you want before the race starts.

Score: 8

"Sweet"

submission: Sleepless Assassin

date: May 9, 2008

I really enjoyed climbing walls and such. I wish you could control her with the WASD keys however, since I have to use my right hand to shoot arrows. I found myself getting shot before I even knew there was anyone there because I can't switch to the mouse quickly enough. Also, it was a bit short. It would have been nice to be able to turn the music/sound effects off.

Score: 2

"A Clickfest of Epic Proportions"

submission: [Slayer I]: Dark Knight

date: April 29, 2008

Once I figured out that the only way to really beat this thing is to pool most of my points in health and regeneration, this became nothing but sitting there and clicking. Sure, I was doing maximum damage, but it still took me about 15 minutes to beat him. If I wanted to do the same thing all day, I'd go play Pong.
A few other things:
When he shoots his blue laser thing, there's really not any way to dodge it. I stand behind him and it still hits me.
His stab the ground attack hits you even if you jump over it.
When he does his glowy shit, there's not really anything you can do but just wait. Wow, awesome. I waited for this game to load and now I get to... wait. Exciting!
So I finally beat this fucker and thought, "Cool, now I can put some points into magic and learn some spells!" Nope, there just the one guy that takes half a year to beat, and that's it.
How to improve:
More than one level.
The levels don't take forever to beat.
Make it so there's stuff to do other than click.
Fix a lot of bugs (the floating in the air one was rather annoying as well).
Make the music less repetitive. If we're going to be listening to it for an hour, it'd be nice if it changed up every once in a while.
Make it more fun.

Score: 6

"A few issues"

submission: Broken Wings

date: April 12, 2008

The game was pretty fun, but there were a couple of things wrong with it:
1. I can't pause. This is basic stuff.
2. Bosses take too long. Maybe this would be better if I could pause?
3. There are too few levels.
4. Sometimes you don't get the fail-safe that it says you do, and sometimes it says you have one, but you can't use it.
5. It's a bit hard. You could fix this by handing out more awards.
6. You can't save the game. Another basic function that, for some reason, is completely absent.
7. You get three lives, and that's it. There are no extra lives to be collected or earned. Plus, there's no continue function.

Good points:
1. The upgrade system was nice, though it is underused.
2. Enemies varied from level to level.
3. It is possible to mute the sound. Awesome, now I can listen to Protest the Hero.
4. The weapons are pretty sweet, though I think the laser beam is underpowered. It doesn't match up to the other weapons, chiefly because you can fire the missiles and machine gun simultaneously. Make the laser more powerful.
5. The controls were comfortable (though I believe they should be customizable for people such as the gentleman reviewing below me using a German keyboard).
6. The graphics are at a good level. Some people making flash games overdo it, and the game runs much too slowly. You used lower-quality sprites that still look very nice.

Score: 5

"This game again?"

submission: IndestructoTank A.E.

date: April 2, 2008

Why can't I turn the sound off?

Oh, and this is the third time for this game, since you had an enhanced version of the original in Indestruc2Tank.

Score: 10

"Well done!"

submission: Madness Inundation

date: February 22, 2008

Another fine animation from Krinkels. The music was a bit different, but it fit very well. The action is taken to a new level, and the art is even better than before. I don't care what anyone says, I like that you chose to focus on Jesus. Hank is cool and all, but there ARE other characters, people.

I may be going way out on a limb here, but are you trying to draw parallels between Christianity and Hinduism? God was incarnated as Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus Christ, and now as this destructive Jesus. Vishnu has ten incarnations, the last of which is Kalki who destroys the universe so that we may start anew. That's kind of what happens in this installment. Interesting.

Score: 8

"Not bad, but..."

submission: Undefined's Protector

date: February 13, 2008

The thing that always sucks about this type of game is that when you spend maybe an hour beating a level, you go on to the next one and you have... NOTHING! All your hard work is pretty much gone. Now, it would be silly if you got to keep all your soldiers from the previous map, but it would be nice if you had a main hero that kept his levels, and you got to hold on to your gold. Would anyone mind telling me just where the Hell that gold is going when you beat a map?
Anyway, it's a damn good game. I don't think the tutorial at the beginning was adequate in explaining the mechanics (I still don't really know what the different types of magic are, even after reading the entire Protectopedia... maybe you should explain what the symbols mean, and explain all of the terms and just what relevance they have). Another problem I had was if you accidentally put someone in the wrong place, you had to start the whole damn thing over. Please just let us move our men! It'd also be nice if I didn't have to leave the window open for 5 hours because I can't fucking save in the middle of a level. Thanks.

With a few improvements, this would be one of my favorite games. As it stands, I'll probably play it for two or three more days and get fed up with all the things I mentioned above.

Score: 1

"Wel..."

submission: Nintendo Power

date: February 11, 2008

The animation was pretty sloppy, and there was really no point to this at all.